Best Dark Macabre Gift Ideas

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• Handmade Human Anatomy Coasters
• Macabe Gifts
• Bird Skull Bookmark, goth bookmark, crow raven skull, horror macabre dark, reader writer gift, silver metal book accessory
• GLOSSY Psychic Snake Hands Art Print

The recipes are quality, if with a 1970’s French vibe. Though some may require some weird ingredients, most of them are completely reasonable, just accompanies with surreal imagery. The BFI 6-disc edition of Ghost Stories For Christmas. If you live in Europe or have an all-region player, snap this up. Mine came in the mail two days ago and my life has already improved 1,000%.

This Monkey Pendant Lamp will add a lot of character to any space and I can safely say “monkey chandelier” was not on their list of gifts they were expecting. Made by the famous Lester’s Fixins, you’ll have loads of fun watching your friend try these weird drinks. For the person who loves funky earrings, check out this set of Electrical Outlet Earrings made by an artist in Colorado. Created in Japan, the Otamatone is a unique and fun synthesizer instrument toy for kids of all ages. To get a little more serious, the synthesizer is highly sensitive and capable of both making silly sounds and crafting masterful and recognizable music.

Handmade Human Anatomy Coasters

It’s a machine that kicks you in the butt with a windmill of feet when you turn a crank. I’m not sure but I want this on my wall nonetheless. That adds a very cozy, “grandma made me this” vibe which makes it even weirder. I’m not sure if this Pig Oven Mitt is meant to be cute or terrifying–but it’s leaning pretty scary to me. I think it’s the mottled skin that makes this one so weird. If it had just been straight pink those long Miss Piggy-worthy eyelashes might have saved it but the speckled, fleshy skin tone pushes it squarely into creeped-out territory.

These toys also come as a small man with a body full of tiny blackheads, and, new in 2022, a pimple popper in a very adult shape. Each blade is made of stainless steel and the handle is real wood. They can be used for lots of different things including opening mail, packing on camping trips, silly photoshoots, and living your best life.

Macabe Gifts

This is a great gift for people who love history, English literature, true crime, forensics, or Sherlock Holmes. If the weirdo in your life happens to be your partner, this pillowcase set is for you. These are extra cute as a Valentine’s day gift or an anniversary gift for a couple you know. The pages are all single-sided so you can frame and hang your artwork if you desire. Really want to give a funny prank gift but also don’t feel great about giving them something they won’t use?

These spooky skeleton hand bookends are the perfect gift for a big reader with a love of the macabre. The bookends measure just under a foot wide, and about seven inches tall. These bookends would look great in a home office, living room, or den. If you want to see more gifts like this, browse other cool decorative bookcases here. You gotta love an undertaker who tells it like it is… I will literally bury you.

Bird Skull Bookmark, goth bookmark, crow raven skull, horror macabre dark, reader writer gift, silver metal book accessory

Also worth picking up is Dahl’s collection of short stories for adults, Tales of the Unexpected. For those who only ever read Dahl’s children’s books, the darker, grown-up stories are refreshing, disturbing, and innovatively weird. This creepy collection features an introduction by beloved children’s book author Roald Dahl. The collection of stories was hand-picked by Dahl from over 700 scary and supernatural tales found within the British Museum Library archives.

People who dig that eclectic, unpredictable home decor style will get a real kick out of this Fake Food Window Wall Decal. In case they ever felt like they needed a faux window in their room that leads directly into a white void filled with some type of red food. This Rubber Chicken Purse is a fun gift option for anyone who likes quirky handbags. The bag has a zippered opening and is about 10 inches long. If you’re not sure a bat is the right gift, you could consider this snake skeleton, or this display box of insect specimens. Articulated and placed in a clear viewing box, this is definitely an unusual gift.

It’s a bizarre mixture of Surrealism and recipes with illustrations of the food by Dali in his characteristic style with dresses made of lobsters and two-headed turkeys. Shipping policies vary, but many of our sellers offer free shipping when you purchase from them. Typically, orders of $35 USD or more qualify for free standard shipping from participating Etsy sellers.

We all have that friend or family member who isn't interested in a flower-scented candle, football jersey, lotion set, or other "normal" gifts. If they enjoy unique garden gnomes or statues, you can’t get much more unexpected than this Banana Duck. Some artist decided, “Yes,” and now we have this iconic garden statue. It’s available in large (22.5 inches tall) and small (5.5 inches tall).

The Victorians were obsessed with death and murder. This fascinating book examines the grisly homocide cases that transfixed the Victorian public. There’s plenty of discussion of Jack the Ripper and the crimes of Burke and Hare, along with some lesser-known crimes that are just as shocking. Help them start 2023 on the right foot with this Pooping Pooches 2023 Wall Calendar.

It even has a nose guard area printed to look like a cat nose complete with whiskers. Weirdos like us often need some space from the norms outside and this is the perfect mug for the weirdo in your life. The design is on both sides and the mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe. These “killer plants” are the perfect gift for someone with a dark worldview, or for anyone who just wants a natural way to get rid of pests in their home. When it comes to weird stories, Lovecraft is king.

GLOSSY Psychic Snake Hands Art Print

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Whatever the case may be, however they got this way, the funeral director or mortician in your life with a morbid disposition has “special” tastes in Christmas and birthday gifts. Here are the best mortician and funeral director gift ideas with a splash of the macabre. Send me exclusive offers, unique gift ideas, and personalized tips for shopping and selling on Etsy.

It’s filled with illustrations of Keanu Reeves daydreams, romantic situations, and photos with lots of intense Keanu eye contact that they can color and moon over. This fleece blanket from CafePress measures at 60 inches by 50 inches so it’s plenty big enough to share. Actually, these vases were featured in my How to Build a Sex Room post.

More upscale than a bathrobe, a smoking jacket is the classic cool way to relax at home. This gift will appeal to smokers, as well as non-smokers who love historical clothing. Get themThe Serial Killer Cookbook containers recipes to recreate the last meals eaten on death row by some of the worst killers ever executed.